Whenever I get sad, I just read the 1-star Amazon reviews of the 5lb. bag of sugar free Haribo gummy bears.
A character can still be a great character without being a good person.
In fact, some of the best characters are terrible people.
Because a character’s worth should be based on how complex and interesting they are, not their morality if they were real.
#the day nat and steve meet #she makes a joke about him being really old #do you think she does this to him every day #oH LOOK STEVE LET’S GO INTO THIS ANTIQUE SHOP #IM GONNA SEE HOW MUCH THEY’LL PAY ME FOR YOU #despite him being physically like #30 or whatever #she insists on putting 95 candles on his birthday cake #and taking him to museums and telling him where in the dinosaur exhibit he would probably be #she asks him if it was cool back when the mayflower came over to america #did you have fun building the continental railroad #did you swim across the pacific and make a trek to visit Jesus or did you just stay in america all the time #i bet these jokes are daily and they never stop #and somehow they always get steve to laugh
hoodiecap said: Cap visits a school assembly and they have him lead the pledge of allegiance but "under God" wasn't added until he went under the ice so he doesn't know that part so he doesn't say it and the next day all the headlines say "CAPTAIN AMERICA FORGETS GOD" and FoxNews freaks out.
oh my god
#YES. YES YES YES. YES#Steve is really fucking confused#Nat explains ‘because communism’#and he’s like ‘oh great#thanks a lot Nat’#and she’s like ‘you’re welcome comrade’#steve rogers (via bluandorange)
[rolls around on the floor clapping and laughing]
i demand a maleficent 2 with six million more lines of dialogue, most of which entail aurora gently coaxing maleficent to do things like bake and ballroom dance and ‘no mom you can’t set it on fire’ while diaval watches on with a fond smirk