there should be an avengers tv show but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec
hoodiecap said: Cap visits a school assembly and they have him lead the pledge of allegiance but "under God" wasn't added until he went under the ice so he doesn't know that part so he doesn't say it and the next day all the headlines say "CAPTAIN AMERICA FORGETS GOD" and FoxNews freaks out.
oh my god
#YES. YES YES YES. YES#Steve is really fucking confused#Nat explains ‘because communism’#and he’s like ‘oh great#thanks a lot Nat’#and she’s like ‘you’re welcome comrade’#steve rogers (via bluandorange)
[rolls around on the floor clapping and laughing]
There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time.
I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.
thank you director fury
they keep gradually increasing the size of the pets that Joan and Sherlock have in their apartment.
bees, turtle, chickens…
i dunno, man maybe next it’ll be…
FUCK, CAN YOU IMAGINE THEM WITH A FREAKING GLOBBY DROBBY DROOLY BULLDOG I’M GONNA scream